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Quotes About Humor

Humor is an interesting fact of one's nature. Here is very interesting collection about Humor. You will enjoy these funny and humorous quotes by yourself and by sharing them to your friends.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
William James

A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
Hugh Sidey

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
William Arthur Ward

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Mignon McLaughlin

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Langston Hughes

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White

When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
James Thurber

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Christopher Morley

The secret to humor is surprise.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
Chevy Chase

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Agnes Repplier

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.
Aung San Suu Kyi

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Doug Larson

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
Jennifer Jones

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
Ambrose Bierce

Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope

Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Sid Caesar

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Leo Rosten

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
Simon Wiesenthal

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
John Kenneth Galbraith

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
James Thurber

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
Allen Klein

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Fred Allen

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
Allen Klein

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
Don Rickles

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Max Eastman

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.
George Herbert

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
J. B. Priestley

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
Peter De Vries

Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Edward de Bono

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Edward Albee

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Robert Benchley

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
Bern Williams

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Frank A. Clark

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Jacob August Riis

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Agnes Repplier

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
Thomas W. Higginson

Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.
Thomas W. Higginson

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
Thomas W. Higginson

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
Thomas W. Higginson

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.
Catherine Deneuve

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Erma Bombeck

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Grenville Kleiser

Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.
Dante Alighieri


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