EXAM is also an interesting event or incident in the student life when some feels scary and feels different. In these days Exam SMS pour some more spice in the feelings. So, here are some nice Exam SMS for you to share with your friends.
There are 2 types of subjects
Hard n Easy.
Hard can't be studied
Easy need not be studied ;)
I Cried when I Failed in 2 Subjects,
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But
I smiled
When i came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects ;-)
Sometimes...
I Feel To Write LOL At The End Of Every Answer In The Exams :)
The Real Value Of Infinity Is Known
When We Open The First Page Of Our Textbook
On The Night Before Exam
'n See The Number Of Pages To Be Read.. ! :))
Sir- It Seems You Haven't Studied Your Geography, Why?
Student- My Dad Says, The World Is Changing Everyday
So, I Decided 2 Wait Until It Settles Down..!!
A boy loved a gal.
He was a true lover. He talked to d gal many times abt his attrction 2wards her, bt she ignored him. One day d boy brought a pen for d gal. He gav her d pen. D gal took dat pen wid her wen she had to giv her xams. But as she started writing, d pen stopd wrkng. She didnt hv another pen. Nobody helpd her nd she finally failed in d xam. She was a gud student otherwise.
Depressed, she ws walkin alone on a road at nyt whn suddnly a truck hit her nd she died.
Wen d boy came 2 knw abt dis, he 2 suicided by jumping frm a mountain. Dat was d end of d 2 lovers.
Moral: xam tym ho to Cello hi lena....!
C.A.T. exam Best Question:
Spell The Word "COW" in 13 Letters.
Toppers couldnt answer,
But Last bench boy answered,
"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"
Oneside Love..
Silent Mode Mobiles..
Bus Stand Comedies..
Escape From Seminars..
Last Period Cuts..
Birthday Treats..
Last Minute Preparation..
Over Night Study For Next Exam..
Friend’s Family Functions..
Internal Marks Problem..
Boring Lectures...
Eager Wait For 14th feb..
Shortage Of Pocket Money 'n Attendance......
Most Memorable Days Of College
'n
Every Moments Are Special Now..!
Dedicated To All The Dear College Buddies...!
Usually Girls dont like 2 study much..
Why?
Because
they know that in any corner of the world
Atleast one sweet idiot is studying for them
'n their future..!
This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std.
I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write
"I Wont talk In Class"
50 times on d board,
I wrote
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for(i=1;i<=50;i++)
printf("I Wont talk In Class\n");
M Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY..;-(
Perfect student is not the one
Who read books Before Exam,
But
Writes a new book in the Exam,
with innovative ideas 'n Outstanding Theories ..!
Top answers of Teachers
If they don't know the answers:
1)I think the question is wrong..
2)I Will tell you tomorrow..
3)Don't ask foolish questions..
4)You will study this in the next class..
And the most important one is:
5)Nice question,Raise your hands who know the Answer :)
The Most Painful Moments In College Life :
*Loving Friend Avoiding You Without Reason..
*HOD Sitting Near You During College Tour..
*Dear One Suddenly Stopped MSGing You..
*10 Mark Question Asked For 2 Mark..
*Friend Calling On Birthday 'n Not Wishing ..!!
Classic example for students of different age groups:-
1st to 3rd stndard- hey I studied everything for exam...
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very hard so I dint read tat...
6th to 10th std- hey read only important questions...
10th to 11th std- hey.. 4 chapters are enough....
12th- which exam is 2day...
Colleges- ohh! Today is Exam... No one has Inform Me ..!
Wat is red & goes tring tring?
Guess
TOMATO
the tring tring was
2confuse U..:-)
OK again
What is red and goes tring tring?
guess
Black phone
the red was to confuse U..:-D
OK again
what is red and goes tring tring?
guess
CAKE
both red and tring tring was to confuse U..:-P
OK again
what is red and goes tring tring?
guess
FIRE BRIGADE
and U thought I was confusing U..
dats how examiners take viva in clg..;-):):-P
Normal Heart ECG,
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ECG when Exams r going on,
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& when Results are announced,
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Last night my books were dancing in my dream .Do u know on which song? Guess??
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Guess??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL n t20
Same rules should be applied in examz!
(1) Exams timing should be reduced to one hour.
(2) Power play - no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer leaders - to dance after every right answer written.
(4) Strategic time-out - time for students for discussion.
(5) Super over - chance for students to form their own question. :-)
7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5-chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
nd
7- ask others
Studied something?
A father asks peon:hw r d studies in this college?
Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: the future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
5 things intellgent students do
durin exam preparation: 1-sleepin
2-messaging
3-watchin movies
4-dream of touchin books
5-Askin others kuch padha kya...
To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.
Study hard prepare well..
if u cant do tht then bribe your
teacher n get the question papar..
What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited Tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
Exams R near,
Subjects R nt clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
coz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Hv a gr8 exam !!
All d best.
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Lots of Girlfriend !!!
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn?t Read ? ;->
How True ?
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the lord I won't go nutty,
for if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do don't pitty me at all,
just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my professer I did my best,
now I lay me down to rest,
and pray ill pass tomorrow's test.
But if I die before I wake,
that's one less test ill have to TAKE!
New film going to released after EXAM:
-Tension Aaj Kal
-Pack UP Sid
-Wanted 35
-Passing Dreams
-Ajab Syllabus ke Gajab Papers
-Marks mile
-3 Failur
In a practical Exam
Examinr showed legs of bird n said:Tell d bird’s name
Sardar:I dont knw
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar:You see my legs,n tell me.
I'm making a million flashcards
In this time of despair,
I can't really concentrate
In this fun swivel chair.
I hate how they say
This is Important to know.
When all we're learning
Is how plants grow.
You have no idea
How annoyed I am
Changing my plans
For this dumb final exam.
Can you please just
LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO AWAY!
YOU DAMN FINALS
YOU'RE RUINING MY DAY!
EXams r there
at da paper u stare
the answer is no where
which makes u pull ur hair
the grades r not fair
but just like da past 14 years
we dont care!!
Newton's new law-
Every book continues 2 b
in its state of rest or covered with dust,
Until n unless an external or internal
exams appears..!
I found d perfect example
for Newton's3rd law
Every time I open my book
My eyes close automatically.
NEWTON IS Great
How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm 2 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instruction givn
2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice
3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que.
4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly
Last 10 mins. relax!!!
New Xam patrn
1.In 1999 students ans all ques
2.2008 write any 2 ques...!
3.2015 read only ques.
4.2020 thnx 4 coming ..!!
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”
May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May u succeed in every exams of ur life.
Good luck nd all the best
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u 4get admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought 2morrow
xam’s pharray (Cheatin material) 2day:-)
Guzray howey Xams
ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo
likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar me Apney HOlidys barBaad Na Karna:)
College life is like Reliance !!
" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!
" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
After Engagement is Like Idea!!
" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"
After Marrige is like Hutch!!
" Where U go.. network Follows"
After Kid is like BSNL!!
" All lines are Buzy"
so frnds enjoy each moments
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm nd
be self equipped with facts and figures
2 conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Congrtultions!
Good news 4 Saurashtra University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
2 confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming nd start studying.com
4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=
I hate having finals.
I have to learn everything that
I was supposed to be learning all semester …
in one week what's with that???
What Is A Fear? ? ?
Fear Is The Deep,
Wrenching Feeling
In Your Stomach When
Pages Of Your Book
Still Smell New nd
Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !
Go to school high
Study high
Get high scores
Studying and getting high for my finals.
Identification of Students
1.Books in bags-BANGALORE
2.Books in hands-DELHI
3.Rolled books in jeans-MUMBAI
4.No books but mobile in hand-RAJKOT We ROCK:-)
I'm studying for finals -
this defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time :-/
Finals = academic suicide
Yo his pencil's heavy, knees weak, face is sweaty...the final is on the desk already, but he forgot to study. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to score A's, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the proctor yawns so loud, then opens his mouth and the words come out...he's talking now everyone's listening now..."the clock's run out...time's up, put your pencils down."
The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….
Student's Exam life
9 am- wake up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
1pm- Lunch & den sleep
5pm-Tea
6pm- Thinking to score 60%
9pm-Dinner
10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!
Finals are like boys...
1. they're hard to understand
2. you might get the urge to cheat on them
3. some are harder than others
4. they put pressure on you to perform well
5. they were created to make our lives hell
6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. some take longer to finish than others
8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time
9. some aren't as big as you had expected
10. they're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care
A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
It’s Time 4 D Battle!
Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..
War Begins In 17 Days..!
F.I.N.A.L.S.
F: F**k
I: I
N: Never
A: Actually
L: Learned
S: Shit
Great offer!
Bring a chit on ur xam day
scratch nd show it 2 ur teacher
nd win free trip 2 pincipal's office
nd njoy 3 yrs vacation at home !!
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Great students like us work on
d principle of Rocket...
not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.but b'coz
we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!
Exam is jst for a short period,
But it requires efforts of many days nd months,
These days involve:
The journey of
Tension,
Worries,
Efforts
nd sleepless nights
Height Of Bindaasness
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Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,
Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Behind a successful student,
there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....
A beautiful teacher !!!
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Twas the night before exam week,..And all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!
Thought Of The Day:
If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies,
Sit Down And Wait Until That Feeling Goes Away!
Do the entire exam in another language.
If you don't know one, make one up!
Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing
If u have any doubt you can ask me.
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Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?
Warriors. Wakeup..
It's time 4 d battle!
Refill ur pens,
Clear d dust 4m ur txt books,
C ur syllabus nd plan ur zones..
War begins in 17 days..!
Don’t Study = Fail ..(i)
Study = Don’t Fail ..(ii)
Adding (i) and (ii),
Don’t Study + Study = Don’t Fail + Fail
Study (Don’t + 1) = Fail (Don’t + 1)
Therefore, Study = Fail
Success is like a train,
It has several Compartments...
Hardword,Focus,Luck etc but
leading all those is the ENGINE OF CONFIDENCE...
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
Wisdom is knowing what to do next...
Skill is knowing how to do it...
and
Sucess is DOING IT ! DO THE BEST IN THE TEST...
Let ur path smooth nd easy Examination
may be more nd more easy..
let ur sucess come to true, that my best wishes to you!
An engineering student
to his sweeper brother: I have got degree,
I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society.
What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job..!!
I am currently doing research on the effects of sleep depervation on a college student. I am starting off with 3 to 4 hours a night and am going to see how low I can get before I sleep through one of my tests. IM me if you would like to be a test subject along with me....
If all Indians start studying
All get good marks
but
jobs are limit
more unemployment
more youth suicides
more crime
SAVE INDIA
Stop Studying !!!
Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.
Don't take tension,u'll get ur destination.
Don't make ur mind jam,due 2 exam.
Believe urself, GOD will help you 2 get success.
Wishing U best of luck my dear..
Hundred words dont give pain
when a teacher takes class...
but,true friend's silence hurts
a lot in d exam hall.....
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
Grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May god suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck n all the best
To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for exams.
Because it teaches how to manage time
And tackle emergencies!!
As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Our education system does
not teach us teamwork..
When v solve our x'ams in group
discussion wid othrs they cal it COPYING..
FOOLISH PEOPLE..
HEIGHT of COOLNES:
Finishing the paper,
Coming out of the exam hall,
Having a Cold Drink nd
asking ur friend:
"Dude, which paper was it?
Cup-stadium
stadium-subject
pitch-exam hall
batsman-student
bowler-question paper
umpire -evaluator
think such a situation
Look up "Cruel nd Unusual Punishment" in the dictionary..
next 2 that, U'll C 7:30 AM finals!!
Y oh,, why mst dey make d experince Ny worse than it already is??
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Cheating in exams is the best exercise
For your reflexes,
Your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
Even to the softest whispers to get what your
Seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
Search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
Faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
Your classmate to let him/her know
That you want to copy!
It's the best way to make urself healthy,
So rock on yoo cheaters!;-)
A golden message for youngsters.
A bright future can give u
many beautiful girls.
But a beautiful girl cannot
give u a bright future!
Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We dont care !!
Statement of boys,
unsuccessful in making girlfrnds
in ENGINEERING,,
1st Sem:Meri toh pehle se hai..
2nd sem:Chalo try Karenge..
3rd sem:Apne batch me koi dhang
ki nahi hai
4th sem:Juniors bhi selfish hai..
5th sem:Bhai kisise intro karvade..
6th sem:Koi bhi chalengi..
7th sem:Mere pass time nhi tha varna
8th sem:Dekha puri degree ho gayi par
aaj tak kisiko bhav nahi diya !!!
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki
Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye !!
I believe that the Great word "STUDYING"
was derived from the two words :"STUdents+DYING"...:
If ur opinion is also same then send this to all...
Attitude during exams:
They gave me the questions
which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.
So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!
First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
Is unintentional and purely accidental
Greàt Wørds...
"This life Is Too Short
Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don't Know How People
Find Time For Study."
William Nalaiq:-)
It takes
3 months for a writer
2 months for a doctor
1 month for a lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!
Attitude Of A 'STUDENT'
"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened,its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan:Yes,
But the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
Which r d most powerful 3 words
other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA . :-(
I'll take a coin...
toss it b4 study..
if heads- go nd sleep.
if tails- go nd watch TV.
if stays vertical- go nd listen music.
if stays in air- oh..let's study..!
A Thermometer is not the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg for all studnts;-)
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