Love is not Love without the person who Loves,
without the person who Loves there is no Love.
without Love there is no person to Love,
but with Love there is a person to Love.
to Love a person you think you Love,
is a mistake number one in the books of Love.
in the books of Love it quotes "do not Love"
"unless you're Loved by the one you Love"
so search the world for that great Love,
'n when you find it don't fall inlove.
test their Love to be sure u're Loved
then when you're sure,be ready to Love.
we can't stop Love when we start to Love,
so shower ur Lover with all your Love.
a small favour that you can do for Love,
is to return the Love of Your Great Love!
Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,
'n Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today...
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
Read Carefully.. !
3 Guys Name
What, Why, 'n When Were Talking
What:Why What R U Doing?
Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.
Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?
What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?
Why:What! When Did I Cal U?
When:What Is Your Problem Why Are You Calling Me?
Why:What? Did I Call You? When?
What & When: What
When:Why Are You Caling Urself?
Why:Did I Call Myself, When?
Are You Fluent In English?
Read It Fast...
"Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper"
Where is your Fluency??
There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fischer.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
2 friends, “see” nd “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea nd “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea nd
“saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
Can you can a canned can
into an uncanned can like
a canner can can a canned
can into an uncanned can?
However, the shot Shott shot shot shot Nott not Shott.
What a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister...
Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
If you must cross a course cross
cow across a crowded cow crossing,
cross the cross coarse cow across
the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Betty Botter bought some butter
But the butter, it was bitter
If she put it in her batter
It would make her batter bitter
So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter
And she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter
So ’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Doctor (Version 1)
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe
will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our
Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjol
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
'The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick'
This is the world's hardest tongue twister..
According to guiness book of world records..
Feel a Feel,
a funny feel and a funny feel,
a feel and if you feel the feel,
I feel.I feel you feel the feel,i feel.
Perspicacious Polly Perkins purchased
Peter Piper’s pickled products And peddled
pretty popular pickles to produce a pretty proper profit!
A good cook could cook as
much cookies as a good cook
who could cook cookies
If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?
A flea and a fly in a flue
Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings
Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells Sally sells surely won’t sail
But since Sally sells sea shells and not ship sails,
Surely she’ll sell all the shiny
sea shells she’s soon shipping on sale.
Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.
When a doctor gets sick and another
doctor doctors him does the doctor
doing the doctoring have to doctor
the doctor the way the doctor being
doctored wants to be doctored, or
does the doctor doing the doctoring
of the doctor the doctor the doctor
as he wants to do the doctoring?
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!
Betty Botter bought some butter,
but she said “this butter’s bitter!
But a bit of better butter will but
make my butter better” So she
bought some better butter,
better than the bitter butter,
and it made her butter better so
’twas better Betty Botter bought
a bit of better butter!
Greek grapes go great draped on crates of crushed dates.
I thought a thought,
but the thought i thought
wasnt the thought i thought i thought.
If i hadnt thought the thought i thought i thought,
I wouldnt have thought so much.
Mr. See's Saw
Mr. See had a saw
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
before Soar saw See
If a wood chuck could chuck wood,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood
as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
There once was a woman
Named Uma Mona Newman
She made her mom, Marilyn, M&Ms
She didn’t make the maximum
She only made the minimum.
She didn’t make them masculine
She only made them feminine.
And just for the millennium
She made them with chrysanthemum
And a hint of mint and cinnamon
Made by a man from Tiananmen.
And a minute amount of aluminum,
For which there is no synonym.
Uma Mona Newman made a minimum of feminine cinnamon aluminum
M nd Ms.
The epitome of femininity
With double indemnity
Whether the weather is hot.
Whether the weather is cold.
Whether the weather is either or not.
It is whether we like it or not.