If you are finding Punjabi SMS then you came to the right place here are some of very special and famous Punjabi SMS for Punjabi people.
Zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge,
Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge,
Je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi,
asi ta teri ek ek bhul bi yaad rakhenge
American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says,Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai
Jee Kare tere kol aawan,
Tere kol aake ruk jawan,
Na batithan na bulawan,
bua akh teri vich
Santre da chilka nichod ke bhajj jawan!!!!
yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag
wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi,
mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere
saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi..
Assi b smart,
Tussi b smart,
Sadda nature b cool,
Twada nature b cool,
Assi b cute,
Tussi b cute,
Bas1 chota sa farak h
Assi DIL de saaf Tussi DIMAG de saaf.
Tu dharkan main dil haan
wakh nahi hona dowa ne,
saah akhri tak satth nibona dova ne
Heer Says too Ranjha
Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha
Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN
My body and Soul is Very Thirsty,
O my Beloved by Your Love,
Samajh Aayi…?
.
.
.
.
.
Nahi,
Mera Tan Man Pyaasa,
Channa ve Tere Pyaar Da…
Santa:- Bhaaji, tusi banglabada vadhiya banaya hai,
par bathroom me bath tub bahut chota hai.
Banta:- Oye, tu fir se FLUSH me naha aya.
Kaki kaki
Haan bebay!
Phak di cheeni
Na bebay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na bebay!
Lawan jutti
Na bebay!
Khol bootha
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Koi hai jo tere naal enna pyar karda hai,
har saah to pehla tainu yaad karda hai,
kade katal na kari usdi chahat da,
jo tere te rabb jinna aitbaar karda hai..
Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer
chalana sikh lavan.
Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh
ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..
Sweetoo!
Mama Papa Di Jaan.
Sadey wal v karo Dhiyan..
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towadey Wallon na koi Bell
na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithey O Meri Jaan?
Ankhian vich majburi changi ni hundi,
o yaara mitran naal duri changi ni hundi,
kadde tusi v yaad kar lia karo,
har vele sadi pehal zaruri ni hundi..
Teacher: Kal School se Chutti Kyun Ki?
Student: Sir Mehman Aaye Huay Thay.
Teacher: Oo I See!
Student: Sir Oo I Hundi Tay Mei Aaj Vee Na Aanda…
Ishq hove eko baar raba ebbadt
verga hove mera yaar raba jida
naam laainde mai saari umar na
thaka ik dua verga hove mera yaar raba
Santa kaafi time baad pind geya,
Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea:
Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa...
History teacher asked Santa:
Name kalidas' brother
who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Jo spna teri akh dekhe
oh kal di surkh swer hove,
tere vehre suraj rehn lge
kde 1 pal v na hner hove.
Murad mangn ch tenu wqt
lage te poori hon ch na der hove..
Kuj lok zulm karn nu tyar baithe ne,
kuj lok sade ute dil haar baithe ne,
is jor ajmai ch pta nhi lagda,
kithe dushmn te kithe dildar baithe ne,
kaun kehnda es jag ch sare matlabi ne,
Edhr dekh yara "saade" jahe yaar baithe ne.
Rocking Gabru
Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:
Pipal da boota howey,
Gannay da ras howey,
Jay mera wass howey,
Rab di Qasam,
Teri Maa meri saas howey..
Aasi thak gaye ya soniye teri kr kr udeak
tere rahan vit palkha vichaye baithe ha
eh thakna v hoya sanu soneo manjur
Jado di yaari tere naal aasi layi baithe ha
santa:Mainu disco dance
wich 1st prize milea..
.
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance
nahi c Aanda..??
.
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te
Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...
Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.
banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
press down to prove that you are sweet
ajji bas vi karo
tussi pehlay he itnay sweet ho!
fir vi press kiye ja rahay ho
Sweet Heart
Jadon hanjuan di nadi par kara main,
Tera baith ke kinaare intzaar kara main,
Tenu mere naal vadh ke pyar kare koi,
Menu ohda naam dus ohnu v pyar kara main.
Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye
Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri
Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu.
Tu ta sochdi e eda, din iko jehe rahne,
Tere change chalde ne, maade sade v nahi rahne.
Aukhe samay vich satho ni tu, mod gayi hai mukh.
oh he jand a e sachi, jihna laga hove dukh.
Sadi kakha d kulli, ta mahal LANKA de v dhahne.
Tere change chalde ne maare, sade v nahi rahne.
Kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya...
ho..oo.oo.o
kinna sona..
oye kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya..
te asi 4 din pahla april fool manaya...
ho..oo.oo.o
Pani ch pathar na mar is nu hor koi v peenda hai
Zindgi kushi naal jee tenu deekh k hor koi v zinda hai
Punjabi teacher to student:
"Table par ink kisne girayi hai?"
Isko punjabi me convert karo.
Student- bhenchodo
Ethe kinne apni maa chudai hai.
Ohdi Yaad Ch Main Hanjuan Da Samunder Bana Leya,
Tanhayian De Desh Ch Apna Ghar Vasa Leya,
Sunya Main Loki Poojde Ne Pathraan Nu Vi,
Es Karke Apne Dil Nu Main Pathar Bana Leya.
A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop
nd Said,
” Lipton di chah hai?”
Sardar G,
” Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…”
Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
nd said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley”
Boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho
100 number dwawange.
Girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere
yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu
parchi histri di fadayi c.
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class
wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag
jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Main tawadi foto khicha!…
Ready?
Es-tedy
Muskrao!
Click!…
Developing…………..?
Wah bhai wah!
,.:!|!:..,
0(.)(.)o
(”,)
)(
ha ha ha…..
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Ek Pal Da Pharosa Na Zindgi Da..........
Bas Ajj Samajh K Gujaar Mitra.........
Hass Khed Lai Yaaran De Naal Thodha........
Ki Pata Kal Rahe Na Rahe Tera Eh Yaar Mitra..........!!!
Ki likhan main us baare
koi lafz hi mere kol nahin....
lakh shohrat b koi ni...!!!
'Tusi
vi
ajeeb
oO...
Dil
dey
baray
qareeb
oO...
Sms
da
kadi
jwab
nai
ditta.,.
Lagda
ay
boty
ei
ghreeb
oO,.,..'
Nargis to Shaitan:
Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki aan...
Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu
apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .
4 kam karo,
1 Mobile Switch off Karo,
2 Battery Kholo,
3 Sim card Kaddo,
4 phone
nu road te sutt dao,
Jad SMS nai karna tan phone dee ki jarurat hai....
“Tu Meri Jind Jaan Warga“
“Saday Pind nu Jandi raah warga“
“Tenu bhuliyay vi kinjh yaara“
“Tu aanday janday saah warga“
Ek waari ek baba bus wich
ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h "kismat de naal
milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..'
Je tu thoda jiha sochein kde mere waste,
main jind jaan waar deva tere waste,
je kade teri zndgi ch aa jave hanera,
main khud nu jla deva tere waste..
DiL Nu Lag Jaan Rog Te Ki Kariye,
Kisay Di Yaad Vich Akhiyan Ron Te Ki Kariye,
Tu Sanu Milan Di Tamanna Rendi Ae Har Dam,
Par Jay Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kariye
Santa: Drinking n driving dono
nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Je speed breaker aa
gaya taa peg dul jau.
z
Teri maa di,
Teri phen di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere chachi di,
Tere Poore Khandaan di,
Tey meri vi,
Tuu Jaan hain..
Vari Varsi Khatan Gya Tay
Khat K Lyanda Pjama,
Jera Aae Msg Parh K Pangra Na Pavay O
Apni Mashoq Day Bchyan Da Mama,,
Ha Ha Ha
Josh Nal Pao Pangraaa...
Kisi Nu Mil Jaandiyan Ne Rangli Bahaaran,
Kisi Nu Chaman Bhi Ni Nashib Hunda,
Kisi Di Kabar Te Banda Hai Taj Mahal,
Kisi Nu Kafan Bhi Ni Nashib Hunda.
kujh hanju de gaye ne kujh honke de gaye ne.
sajjan saade saanu eh ki tohfe de gaye ne...
chal chadd dila na kar pachtaawa..
jo kujh v de gaye ne tere aapne de gaye ne...
Moja kro
..ludian pao
Dhamalan pao..
..shurlian chlao
Rola pao..
..abbay nu dasso..
..ami nu dasso
Khushi manao..
...k tawanu v kisi GREAT bande
Ne ...sms kita
O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
Uppron Di Langh Gye Mohabbatan De Kaafile……
Thliyon Di Langh Gye Nadiyan De Neer…….
Na Haniyan De Hoye Na Paaniyan De Hoye………
Nadiyan De Pullan Jhi Sadi Taqdeer………..!!!
Rabba Pyar Na Kari Pachtainga
Asan Taan Mar Ke Tere Kol Auna
Das Tu Kide Kol Jaaenga………!!!
Rab v na hoya sadda,
Jag v paraya, ho gaya begana
jinu apna banaya c, ki nai kitta ohde
layi e osnu pata hai, main taan osnu
rab di tarah dil ch vasaya c.
Kuch milde ne yaar hawaa banke,
kuch DUA banke,
Thode yaad rehnde,
bahute bhull jande,
Te kuch vass jande
ROOh vich saah banke...
Asi Bhejde Rahe Message,
Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe,
Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,
Asi Bapu De Kharche Vadhande Rahe
Udass tenu vekhan to pehlan ae
ankhan na rehen,
khafa hove tu tan aeh saaha na rehen,
Je dukh hi devan tenu zindagi vich,
Te me ki merian yaadan vi na rehen..
Vehnde hanju di jubaan nahi hundi,
Lafzan ch mohabbat byan nahi hundi,
Pyar mile taan usdi kadar karo,
Kismat har kise te meharban nahi hundi
Ni tu shad k gariban diya yaaria,
fire mardi tu uchiya udariya.
Meri jholi vich haase paun waliye,
ni kyo hanjuya vich rod dita,
Pahla mere pishe
TAARE rahi tod di te ajj mera DIL tod dita
Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar hunda,
Phr k mobile jadon gaddi te swar hunda,
Weikh de ne loki char k chobaray,
Te kenday ne,
Kaash ay sadi kuri da yar hunda..
Fool tan bahut dekhe par khushbu na dhekhi
dukhi tan bahut dekhe par dukh na dekhiya
dokhe baj tan bahut dekhe par
sacha piyaar na dekhiya kade
Mitha intezaar te intezaar nalo yar mitha..
Mitha yar te yar nalo mithi sadi yari..
Isto mitha kujh nhi labhna bhave
Ghum lai dunia saari..gud evening
Phone karna te dunya dari
miss call te sukki yaari
edhar odhar lamyaan calan
mot pendi a sadi vari....
Lao v mitro,
Kotiya te rajaiya nu karo maaf,
cooler te A.C kar lo saaf,
par subha vich rakhio narmi,
Hun bina nahae gal ni ban ni
Mere valo saria nu happy garmi
Yaari Vich Naffe Nuksan Nahio Vekhide,
Manzila De Sahmne Tuffan Nahio Vekhide,
Yaaran De Gunnaha Da Hisaab Nahio Jorrida,
Apne Pyareya Da Dil Nahio Todi da..
Mere dil wich Thikana auda,
Do kadam vi ohna ton aya na gaya,
Main Puchhya kayon toreya tu wada,
Taa Hass ke keha bas Nibhaya na gaya
Kal kal kardya har sham muk jani e.
usnu apna banaun d har chah muk jani e.
pathat ta bahut pahla de ban chuke ha,
hun holi-2 jism cho Jaan muk jani e.
Ehv kismat sadi e k tere kolo wakh rahiye,
Dil vich sambhi yaad teri, kise hor nu kithe
rakh layiye.
Akha vich vasdi sirf tasvir teri, kise
hor nu kive hun takk (dekh) layiye
Kara key bahney assan raat sari tali aie
channa kadon aawien ga sawier hoon wali aie
dekhya na mukh tera tarey sarey luk gaie
motie day phul meri bawan vich suk gaie
Na Gold Na Diamond Na Chahta Hun O Chand.
Mein Bus Chahta Hun Tera Saath.
Sathi Mere Hathon Mein Tu Rakhde Apne Haath.
Dunia badal jandi a nazare badal jande ne,
ithho tak k haneria raata de sitare badal jande ne.
TUHADA koi kasoor ni yaaro,
door reh k ta sare badal jande ne
By: Love
Rabb ne mere hath aisi lakir likhti,
ohnu mil na sakange kade aisi takdir
likhti,jehnu chahunde c jaan to v jada,
Rabb ne kise hor de naam oh jaagir likhti..i miss u
1 Var Ymraj Miss Pooja Nu lain aya.
Miss Puja Kehndi Main ni Aauna,
Yamraj Kehnda Kyo?
Miss Pooja Kehndi Ve Main ni
Aauna je na aya lain SAFARI te.....
++Read in++ Punjabi-
Dil v 13,
80 v tere.
Hor 10,
ki haal ae 13?
Yara dosta 9,
Aenj nai 27 da.
Ok g, ijazat 2.
32 Bujhao,
Te 100 Jao.
Tu zeonda wasda reh sajna,
Sadi sun apni keh sajna,
Mein bhu8lan te mar javan,
Tu bhulke v vasda reh sajna...
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley...
Ya RABBA!
Tu jag nu pyar da vairy kyun bna ditta
RAB hasaya te boleya
"tussi keda mere naal changi kiti e
tussi ta YAAR nu hi RAB bna ditta."
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko
himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
Once There Was a Jutt.
He was Cutting Shatalaa with Daatri.
He saw a Wadda Sara Sapp.
He Began to Cry,
Bachao, Bachao.
I am maring,
Then his Piyoo, take a Sota and kill the Sapp,
When o gay Gareeb,
they saw that was not a Sapp that was a Kaala rassa.
Moral: “Annhay Wah Rola Nai Paida”..
O meri maki di roti
mare sarson de saag
Mare sooji day halwae
Mare LASSI DAY GLASS
Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR
.
Banta:- Sadi Jaan te bani hai, tera haasa ho gya.
Santa:- Sada Vyah v nahi hoya te Tere Kaka ho gya.
Oh Waves Waves Kardi Rahi
Asin Orient Te Ade Rahe
Oh Kfc Kfc Kardi Rahi
Asin Punjab Dhabe Utte Khade Rahe
Oh Safari Wale Naal Beh Ke Chali Gayi
Asin Motor Cycle Laike Khade Rahe
Oh Chali Gayi Nazare Laike
Asin Chownk Ch Khade Chalan Bharde Rahe.
Asi v smart ha,
tusi v smart ho,
sada v rang saaf hai,
tuhada v rang saaf hai,
bas ik chota jeha fark hai,
asi dil to saaf hai,
te tusi dimag ton saaf ho
kuj shoq ha yar faqiree da.
kuj ishq ne dar dar rol dita.
kuj sajna hajat na chori.
kuj zaher raqeebaain ghol deta .
kuj hijir feraqda rung charia .
kuj dard mahianmol deta.
kuj har gai qismat majnoh de.
kuj pyar wich dhoka dhool deta
Sade Khyal Da Vi Khyal Rakheya Kar,
Har Vele Na Nava Sawal Rakheya Kar,
NOJI Teri Vagdi Rehndi Har Vele,
Kise Vele Taan kol RUMAL Rakheya Kar...
Ik bacha paida honde hee
nurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ?
Nurse - Light nahi hegi na.
Bacha - Oh
Eh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..
Satgur Nanak Pargataya Mitti Dhund Jag
Channan Hoia.
Aap ji nu Sri Guru Nanak Dev
Ji De aagman purab dian Lakh-Lakh Vadayian.
HAPPY GURPURAB!!
Dukh Dil Ch Luko K Hanju Naina Ch Pro K
Tere Aaoun Di Udeek Asi Layi Baithe Ha
Kar Tu Yaqeen Sanu Yaad Aaoun Waleya
Asi Tere Piche Duniya Bhulai Baithe Ha...........!!!
Tere te qurban saddi yari ay
Hus k mar jaye aes di v teyari ay
Ik silsala na mukke saddi yari da
Asi tanu yad keeta
Chal hun teri vari aye..!
Kita Ek Gunah Jehra Pyar Kar Baithe
Yaadan Wali Nagri Abaad Kar Baithe
Change Wasde C Duniya Ch Pyar To Bina
Hathi Apne hi Khud Nu Barbad Kar Baithe....!!!
Sardarni To Sardar:
Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,
Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..
Sardarni:
“Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..” ;-)
Bol tainnu aj kee gift devaan ?
Dosti chahidee ya,
jaan vaar devaan ? Nokia 5220,
ya kaar devaan ?
Bus inne naal hee sur jaau ya
2-4 gappan hor maar devaan?
Har Ik Naal Maghrori Changi Nai Hondi,
Dostan Kolon Doori Changi Nai Hondi,
Kadi Kadi Milya Vi Karo Saanu..
Har Welay SMS Naal Gal Poori Nai Hondi..
(-_-)/ Kithe
<)( Ho Tussi?
,/ /,
(-_-) Pata Kinna
<)(> Mis Kita
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