April Fool Messages

April Fool sms

April fool is an occasion for fun but its our ethical responsibility to not to take some sort of negative advantages of this day. We have brought for you best collection of April Fool Messages.

• You are 25% Fantastic,
  You are 25% Outstanding,
  You are 25% Obedient,
  You are 25% Loving,
  In short You are 100% FOOL.


• Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
  BBC per
  CNN per
  IBN7 per
  AAJTAK per
  Geo per
  nahi suna..!
  Radio FM per toh suna ho ga..!
  Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
  Today is April Fool Day and F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully.


• Aliens Have Contacted The Earth…
  Just Watch The News And See It….
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  One More Thing Advance Mein Happy April Fool..!


• When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
  YOUR NAME
  YOUR FAME
  YOUR PERSONALITY
  YOUR THOUGHTS
  YOUR VIEWS
  But keep in mind,
  April Fool comes once a year.
  Congratulations!


• Oct-2 for Gandhi,
  Nov-14 for Neharu,
  Apr-24 for Sachin,
  Aug-15 for India,
  Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!


• When You feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
  “damn I am really stupid”

• Please go to create message
  Open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
  Then type 277451366514612382623
  And see the magic!

 

• You Are the one who is CHARMING
  You Are the one who is INTELLIGENT
  You Are the one who is CUTE
  And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

• If today anyone praises you for ur
  Gud looks, nature, style and attitude,
  Kick them off.
  How there they fool you before april 1st.

• God made a daylight and is called Sun
  God made a entertatemaint and is called Fun
  God made a nightlight and is called Moon
  God made a You and Is
  Called Cartoon

• Please Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..I know you can’t wait,
  So, CONGRATZ!! YOU ARE THE FIRST FOOL OF 2011, APRILFOOL in advnce..

• In hasino se Rasme Waf
  Or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
  Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
  Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

• Just a friendly reminder -Relationships are precious,
  Do not hurt them by fooling
  And lying on first April

• Fact1: You can not touch
  Your lower lip with your tounge…
  Fact2: After reading this,
  99/100 idiots would try it.

• This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
  To cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat,
  For cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !
  Now read it without the word cat.

• 31st March Or 1st april,
  Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
  Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful,
  Fool Day to the King of Fools..

• Hey You Know
  Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
  You Know Why??
  If she accept its your luck
  otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

• Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
  Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
  Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U”
  To Samajh lenaUs Din
  April FoOl Hai.

قرآن مجيد ميں ارشاد_ربانى هے. جهوٹ بولنے والوں پر الله كى لعنت هے

يكم اپريل كو جان بوجھ كر جهوٹ بولا جائے گا اور جهوٹ بول كر خوشى منائى جائيگى،
يعنى خدا كى لعنت پر بهى مسلمان خوشى منائيں گے،
خدارا جتنا هوسكے يه ميسج هر جگه پہنچا ديں اور مسلمانوں كو جهوٹ بولنے سے روكيں.

شکریہ

• Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
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  I know u can’t wait.
  So Congratz.
  U r a 1st FOOL of 2011.
  April Fool in Advance

• A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
  Ur Name,
  Ur Fame,
  Ur Thoughts,
  Ur Ideas,
  But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days
  Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

• Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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  Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
  Happy april fool day.

• Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

More April Fool Messages

• SomeOne..
  MiSSES YOU..
  NeeDS YOU..
  Worries About YOU
  Lonely Without YOU
  Guess Who?
  THE MONKEY IN
  THE ZOO


• Your girlfriend is:
  Smart.
  Intelligent.
  Sweet.
  Talented.
  Excllent.
  Romantic.
  In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.


• 9  facts still hidden from us:
  1. 90% of people in Australia don’t drink milk.
  2. Snake’s vision is upto 5 km.
  3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
  4. No twins have been born till now in Greenland.
  5.Zebra doesn’t have a liver.
  6. All the above details are false.
  7. Thanks for believing for a while.
  8. Today is not 1st April.
  9. But a fool is a fool on any date.


• Last night I Got a severe Headache.
  I went to the Doctor.
  He said that It would be cured
  If I would send a SMS to some stupid person.

• Hey You Know
  Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
  You Know Why??
  If she accept its your luck
  Otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

• This love, is love, a love, good love, way love,
  To love, keep love, an love, idiot love, busy love,
  For love, 20 love, seconds love!
  Now read it without the word love.”

• Acha on 1stApril: Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar Nokrani ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
  Mama: Abi Ja k Main Dono ka Demagh Thek Karti Hun

Bacha:Ha ha April Fool wo to Papa hain!

• In hasino se Rasme Wafa
  Or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
  Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
  Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

• True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in
  Trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
  So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

• The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

• Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
  When conductor asked for ticket.
  He gave Rs.10/-
  And took the ticket and said april fool.

• our girlfriend is:
  Smart.
  Intelligent.
  Sweet.
  Talented.
  Excellent.
  Romantic.
  In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

• When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
  See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

• 1st Message of April
  You are equal to sixty James bond!
  How??
  007 * 60 = 420

• Tamam bewaqufon
  ko ittala di jati hai…
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  Aap to aise parh rahe hen
  jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

• Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
  Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
  Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal,
  Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool,
  Mai APRIL tu….fool?

• I am your girlfriend:
  Smart.
  Intelligent.
  Sweet.
  Talented.
  Excellent.
  Romantic.
  Am I right?
  In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. tongue.png
  “Happy April Fools Day”

• So Sweet is your SMILE
  so Sweet is your STYLE
  so Sweet is your VOICE
  so Sweet is your EYE
  see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
  Happy April Fool Day!