Exams Wishes/ Messages

Best Exams Wishes

Hmm! Exams!!! Don’t worry try our exam wishes and messages to make your exams fun and enjoying for you and your friends. These will increase level of confidence and motivation for the exam. This is the best collection of exams wishes/ Sms so that you can wish your friends best of luck for coming exams.

• Take a SLIP to the EXAM HALL &
  Show it to your nearest TEACHER & WIN a FREE TRIP 2 PRINCIPAL’s room & Enjoy unlimited HOLIDAYS!


• After Our Exams,
  Our Books will Sing A Song,
  Guess Which Song???
  Guess!!!Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me, Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me.


• Question by a student!
  If a single teacher can’t
  teach us all the subjects,
  Then…
  How could you expect a single student
  to learn all subjects?


• Exam k liye har book parh li maine
  Dost
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  Dua hai FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawal aa jaye….


• 100s of years have passed,
  millions of tomorrows have come,
  but still hope is alive in all students
  Tomorrow I will definitely start studying


• Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
  Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
  Jo hoga wo to hoga,
  Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna


• To accomplish great things,
  We must not only act,
  But also dream,
  Not only plan but also believe,
  Best wishes for your exam.

• The Most Funniest Situation In Student Life
  We Have N0 Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper
  And The Supervis0r Comes And Says,
  Please C0ver Your Answer Sheet.


• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
  Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
  Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
  Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?


• 3 Reasons To Give Exam
  1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
  2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
  3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.


• Smoking Effects Lips
  Drinking Effects Liver
  Girls Effects Heart
  But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,
  It Effects BRAIN.
  Direct Coma ….:- Avoid it..


• Too many questions
  Difficult to understand
  More explanation is needed
  Result is always fail!


• This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
  I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.


• MY ATTITUDE:
  Tomrrow is my EXAM but
  I don’t CaRe Because A SINGLE SHEET of PapEr CANT DeCide My FUTURE….


• Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
  Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
  Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
  Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??


• Tum ChuptAy pHir rAhAy ThAy,
  Magr Pathanoo Ne Tumhain pKar hI Lia.
  Happy Eid
  In
  PeshawAr
  Kyun Re Chand Ke§i Rahi.


• Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,
  Wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .
  Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
  Tabhi to supply aii hai


• A Good Teacher Is Who
  Tells To Study Hard…
  But,,
  A Best Teacher Is Who
  Stands Outside D
  Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
  “OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
  APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…”


• Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
  Dad:
  Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
  Son:
  Paper Was Tough!
  Dad:
  Widout Going, How Did U Know?
  Son:
  Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)


• If U Fail In Exam
  Mom Say 3 Word:
  Thora Parh Lete
  Dad Say 3 Word:
  Meri Belt Lao
  Lovr Say 3 Word:
  Oh No Yr?
  &
  Frnd Say 3 Golden Word:
  Alaaatt
  Tu Bhi.


• Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?
  Tick Tock
  Mind Block
  Pen Stop
  Eyes Up
  Tym Shock
  Jaw Drop
  No Luck
  Tym’s Up
  Oh Fu#K
  Xams Suck
  Stil Good Luck


• Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzana,
  Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay hain salaana

• The Shortest Relationship
  Ever Is Between
  Students & Books . . .
  They Commit 0ne Day
  Before Exam
  &
  After Exam Break Up

• Nind apni bhula ke sulaya humko,
  Aansu apne gira ke hasaya humko,
  Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasvir ko,
  Zamana ma-bap kehta hai jinko.

More Exam Messages

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• Difficult or boring papers sey students tang aa gay hainAkhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm
  Ab humain aisy papers chahienTotal marks50
  Choose the best
  MCQ’s,
  1:Tery mast mast_____ nain
  (3,5,2)
  2:______badnaam hoi darling tery ley
  muni,kaki,bachi
  
  3:Maa ka laadla  ______gaya
  sudhar,bigr,ujar
  4:Aj_____jorra pa
  Saadi farmaish ty
  (Kala,Laal,Peela)
  
  5:Tum_____aye
  Pass,ghar,yaad
  
  New pattern Farwad to all teachers


• Khusra Math Ke Paper
  Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
  Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
  Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
  Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
  Hotay Hain…


• Ek Student Dusre Se:
  Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
  2nd Student:
  To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . .


• A Thermometer is n0t the only thing
  That gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’!A silent message f0r all students


• The Law Says
  “If U Can’t Convince Them
  Then At least Confuse Them”
  Do You Know Which Law It Is?
  .
  This Is
  “Law Of Answering In Examination”


• Two Reasons To Give
  Exam …
  1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
  In Self Meditation. . .
  2. You Can See Your Teachers
  Being Bored … Who Usually
  Bore You ..


• Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?
  A:”buss kal se parhai start karunga”.


• One of the best caption
  written on a clock in an exam hall..
  “TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”


• You’ve graduated… Its’ time for you to Live it up To smile Take a bow And time for me to say… Congrats! Way to go and WOW! !


• This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
  I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.”

• baba ranchoddas says ; exam mein apne paper se zyada apne partner ke paper me concentrate karo apna paper apne aap solve ho jayega…..


• As long as learning is linked with earning,
  As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
  We must take this examination system seriously.


• SILENCE
  Is the best Answer
  for all questions
  SMILE
  Is the best Reaction
  in all situations
  Unfortunately
  BOTH Never Help In
  any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW…


• As long as learning is linked with earning,
  As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
  We must take this examination system seriously.
  Best of luck!


• Exams ka saya hai,
  Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
  Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
  Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
  Still, all the best!


• Father to Son After exam:
  “Let me see your report card.
  “son my friend just borrowed it.
  he wants to scare his parents.”


• When You Know
  You Are Going To Fail
  In EXAM. . .
  .
  “Talk The Entire Way Through
  The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
  Debate Your Answers With
  Yourself Out Loud.
  If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
  “I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
  Me Thinking. . .”
  Then Start Talking About
  What A Jerk The Instructor Is. .

• Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
  Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
  Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
  Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain