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Best Facebook Quotes/ Messages

Our face book wishes will brighten up your face book status. Greet your face book friends with our collection of best Face book Wishes and enjoy nice responses from them. And you will be eye catching on this biggest social platform.

  • You can do anything, but not everything.

  • Just because this isn’t a fairytale doesn’t mean people can’t live happily ever after.

  • I’ve always wanted to get into a cab and yell, ‘Follow that car

  • Wants to know why people add you on Facebook and then they never talk to you. What’s the point?

  • I’m not addicted to Facebook i just have an addiction to Facebook.

  • wonders how many people can go a whole week without  going on Facebook?

  • I miss when Facebook was first started… Times were much simpler back then.

  • Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.

  • My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

  • Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

  • Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.

  • Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

  • Have you ever noticed that “lol” looks like a drowning man? I don’t think he was laughing out loud..

  • My oven has a button that says ‘Stop Time’. I know it’s probably supposed to say ‘Stop Timer’, but I don’t touch it, just in case.

  • You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

  • Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

  • Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you dont know.

  • Success is the proper utilization of failure

  • You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want

  • Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!

  • “I am going to (insert place) to meet my future boyfriend while he is gambling next to me..”

  • I made up a quote ages ago and I still love it

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  • Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion.

  • Eye of newt…boiling trouble…that sounds about right.

  • Facebook, creating and killing relationships since 2004.

  • Do you want to make money from Facebook? It’s easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work.

  • The only way the world is going to end in 2012 is if Facebook is taken off the Internet!

  • My life isn’t perfect but it does have perfect moments.

  • A grand adventure is about to being.

  • Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

  • Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

  • Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

  • Happiness is having something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

  • I could do this thing good and I could go home with a happy feeling that I’ve changed the world –

  • Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

  • Sometimes the only way to protect the people you love is staying away from them.


  • Have you ever noticed that “lol” looks like a drowning man? I don’t think he was laughing out loud..

  • Thinks that Santa Claus has the right idea to only visit people once a year.

  • No ideas to update your status? Or want to make your friend laugh? Just use Funny Facebook Status Quotes!!

  • Is reminding you that you cant force fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that wont take because your skin is too oily.

  • A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

  • Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

  • Facebook is like jail; you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

  • What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life

  • Being miserable is a habit. Being happy is a habit. The choice is yours.

  • To the world, you may be one person, but to a person you may be the world.

  • I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

  • Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

  • The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased. It can only be accepted.

  • You treat me like a princess and I love you with all my heart.

  • Love is harsh at times, but it is the best thing in this world.


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