Best Funny Sms
- A boy was driving a car; a girl was trying to overtake him rashly. Boy: “Hey…Buffalo!” Girl Shouts back: “You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!” Then her accidents and hits the buffalo crossing the road. Moral: Girls never understand what boys say!
- Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachaiDoctor ne usye office bulaya or kaha
Tum ne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kya hai tum normal hoo
Lekin afsoos us ne subah rasi se latak kr phir khud kushi kr liPagal hahahaha
Wo to
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Wo tu mein ne usye sukhne k liye latkaya tha - 1 Black Larki ko jaduger
ne jadu se par lga diye
Larki:wow!
ab kya mein PARI ban gyi
hun?
Jaduger:
Anni diye..
Tu Cham’qader ban gyi ain…! - Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it. - What does BRB, LOL and
Cool mean?
BRB = I don’t want to talk to you anymore
LOL = I have nothing else to say
COOl = I really don’t care - Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya.
Sardar – hatt !! Pagal!
Msg kar ke puch leta.
Pathan -yr Sorry dimag me nhi aya - Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
- A dog loves a cat very much. He wants to marry with her.
But dogs parents don’t like her. So they refused. Dog
Asked about the reason of their refusal. They said.
- Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
Ali : I want to be married .
Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir.
- Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
Sardar: I was smuggling Sock
- Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.
- A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
- Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.
- Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Ur’s faithfully,
“Heart Attack”
- If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
- Ab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha
- God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
- Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness
- Ultimate Truth:
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If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage…
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But,
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If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage…
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Funny But True%-)!
More Funny Sms
- Ek Aurat ATM Machine par ,
Beta Mera Balance Check Kar do ,
Beta Aurat Ko Laat Marta hain Aurat gir jati hain ,
Aunty AApka balance to kharab hain. - Ek pathan bandooq le kr machli ka shikar kerne Jungle me gaya Chor yar tu b pathan nikla Latifa to upper hi khatam hogya tha
- If you think your
Dad,
Mom,
Teacher or
Boss
is Strict or
Harsh on you…Wait for a Wife…
You would love them all…!! - Best Collection of Funny Sms Messages available online.
- Dear Haters,
Don’t hate me
Because
I’m better than you,
Hate yourself
Because
You’re not as good as
ME. - A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.
- I have some dreams. I wish, I was a snake. I do. Did you ever wish you were a snake? Yeah, you do. I do. Every time I see snakes on TV, I’m like, ‘Oh, why not me?
- A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
- Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
- Na Huwa na Maya hay
Ehsaas thmhi ka aya hay
humain bhe message kar kay dakh lo
Company nay yh mobile saraf tumhari girl friend kay liay nahi banaya hay
- Whn i open my eys evry morning i pray to God tat every1 should hav a friend like u…. Why should only i suffer!!!
- I am killer and i kil people 4 money, bt u r my frend and I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
- Raam chandra keh gaya siya se…
aisa kalyug aayega…..
kahan hua tha mera janam….
aab Supreme court batayega - 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…
One was caught watching TV…
Another playing football…
And the third one…
No its not you…
Why do u always think u r a monkey?
- Teacher: I wil giv u a tight slap if u continue ur non-serious filmy behaviour in the class . . Student: . . thappar se dar nai lgta miss pyar se lgta hy;
- Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Pappu: I don`t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Pappu: They r called Germs.
- Message by a confused alarm clock:
Dear Humans,
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You get mad when I wake you up; and you also get mad when I don’t wake u. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
- There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence,
You can kiss your boyfriend is confidence,
Only you can kiss your boyfriend is over-confidence. - Dropping Something,
Then Catching It In Mid-Air And
Feeling Like A ninja. - Ma wallet is just like an onion.
Whenever i open it.
It makes me cryyyyyyyyyyy… - I still remember those days
When photos were taken for memories & not for facebook profiles. - People always want you to eat cake on your birthday.
It’s not enough that you’re old.
They also want you to be fat. - Don’t question what someone sees in you.
Just be glad they don’t have perfect vision. - Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: why are you teaching during my conversation?
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