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Best Funny Sms




  • A boy was driving a car; a girl was trying to overtake him rashly. Boy: “Hey…Buffalo!” Girl Shouts back: “You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!” Then her accidents and hits the buffalo crossing the road. Moral: Girls never understand what boys say!

  • Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachaiDoctor ne usye office bulaya or kaha
    Tum ne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kya hai tum  normal hoo
    Lekin afsoos us ne subah rasi se latak kr phir khud kushi kr liPagal hahahaha
    Wo to
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Wo tu mein ne usye sukhne k liye latkaya tha

  • 1 Black Larki ko jaduger
    ne jadu se par lga diye
    Larki:wow!
    ab kya mein PARI ban gyi
    hun?
    Jaduger:
    Anni diye..
    Tu Cham’qader ban gyi ain…!

  • Friend 1: what did the volcano say
    to the other volcano?
    Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
    objects that do not possess the ability
    to speak
    Friend 1: You killed it.

  • What does BRB, LOL and
    Cool mean?
    BRB = I don’t want to talk to you anymore
    LOL = I have nothing else to say
    COOl = I really don’t care

  • Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya.
    Sardar – hatt !! Pagal!
    Msg kar ke puch leta.
    Pathan -yr Sorry dimag me nhi aya

  • Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
    Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
    Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
    Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
    Rail kya cheez hy..?



  • A dog loves a cat very much. He wants to marry with her.
    But dogs parents don’t like her. So they refused. Dog
    Asked about the reason of their refusal. They said.



  • Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
    Ali : I want to be married .
    Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
    Ali : she is yours daughter sir.


 

  • Sardar: I was caught by the police as they find diamonds in my socks.
    Friend: are you a smuggling diamonds..?
    Sardar: I was smuggling Sock



  • Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place
    Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
    Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.



  • A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
    Friend Asked : Who Is She?
    Boy : My Cousin.
    The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D



  • Independence a Precious gift of God.
    May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
    A Very Happy Independence Day To You.



  • Hi,
    Doing nothing?
    Then make a place,
    4 Me in ur heart!!
    I may come there any time!
    Ur’s faithfully,
    “Heart Attack”



  • If U need ADVICE,
    MSG ME.
    If U need a FRIEND,
    CALL ME.
    If U need HELP,
    E-MAIL ME.
    If U need MONEY,
    The number U dialed is not in service,
    Plz don’t try again.



  • Ab hamko unse mohabbat thi
    Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
    Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
    Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha



  • God made us body parts for a reason.
    Eyes: to look at you
    Hands: to pray for you
    Mind: to remember you
    Heart: to miss you
    and…
    Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!




    • Wife:-I will die.



Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness

  • Ultimate Truth:
    .
    If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
    Then Directly Marriage…
    .
    .
    .
    But,
    .
    .
    If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
    Then Directly Garrage…
    .
    Funny But True%-)!





More Funny Sms




  • Ek Aurat ATM Machine par ,
    Beta Mera Balance Check Kar do ,
    Beta Aurat Ko Laat Marta hain Aurat gir jati hain ,
    Aunty AApka balance to kharab hain.

  • Ek pathan bandooq le kr machli ka shikar kerne Jungle me gaya Chor yar tu b pathan nikla Latifa to upper hi khatam hogya tha

  • If you think your
    Dad,
    Mom,
    Teacher or
    Boss
    is Strict or
    Harsh on you…Wait for a Wife…
    You would love them all…!!

  • Best Collection of Funny Sms Messages available online.

  • Dear Haters,
    Don’t hate me
    Because
    I’m better than you,
    Hate yourself
    Because
    You’re not as good as
    ME.

  • A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.

  • I have some dreams. I wish, I was a snake. I do. Did you ever wish you were a snake? Yeah, you do. I do. Every time I see snakes on TV, I’m like, ‘Oh, why not me?

  • A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

  • Na Huwa na Maya hay
    Ehsaas thmhi ka aya hay
    humain bhe message kar kay dakh lo
    Company nay yh mobile saraf tumhari girl friend kay liay nahi banaya hay



  • Whn i open my eys evry morning i pray to God tat every1 should hav a friend like u…. Why should only i suffer!!! :P



  • I am killer and i kil people 4 money, bt u r my frend and I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

  • Raam chandra keh gaya siya se…
    aisa kalyug aayega…..
    kahan hua tha mera janam….
    aab Supreme court batayega

  • 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…
    One was caught watching TV…
    Another playing football…
    And the third one…
    No its not you…
    Why do u always think u r a monkey?



  • Teacher: I wil giv u a tight slap if u continue ur non-serious filmy behaviour in the class . . Student: . . thappar se dar nai lgta miss pyar se lgta hy;



  • Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
    Pappu: I don`t know.
    Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
    Pappu: They r called Germs.



  • Message by a confused alarm clock:
    Dear Humans,
    .
    .
    ..
    You get mad when I wake you up; and you also get mad when I don’t wake u. So what is that you exactly want from ME?



  • There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence,
    You can kiss your boyfriend is confidence,
    Only you can kiss your boyfriend is over-confidence.

  • Dropping Something,
    Then Catching It In Mid-Air And
    Feeling Like A ninja.

  • Ma wallet is just like an onion.
    Whenever i open it.
    It makes me cryyyyyyyyyyy…

  • I still remember those days
    When photos were taken for memories & not for facebook profiles.

  • People always want you to eat cake on your birthday.
    It’s not enough that you’re old.
    They also want you to be fat.

  • Don’t question what someone sees in you.
    Just be glad they don’t have perfect vision.

  • Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson?
    Student: why are you teaching during my conversation?




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