Funny Messages

Best Funny Sms

As Alrazaak.com is providing you best out of bests, it has brought for you best funny sms. These sms will bring unstoppable joy and smiles on the faces of your friends. Yes, you can be the one who always bring happiness to their friends. Just try this collection.

• If marvari girls sell the PAPITA in the market than we boys have some great fun with them
  As they say
  “Papi to ly lo”
  “Papi to ly lo”

• American Girl
  Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,
  Indian Girl
  Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me
  Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
  Light NA AA JAYE..;-)

• If U Break Our Friendship:
  I’ll Hang Myself With Noodles,

• Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
  Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
  Stop Smiling
  I’m Serious

• Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  1: Pencil se.
  2: Pen se.
  3: Marker se.
  Be positive yar ;


• Dost pathan se:
  “tum to aj doctor kay pas janay wale thay ,kyun nae gaye?”
  pathan:”yara hum kal jaey ga aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai…

• SHAKS DOKAN PER SODA LANY GAYA DOKANDAR KO 10 KA NOTE DIA.
  DOKANDAR NA KAHA KAY YA NOTE NAKLI HA QAIDE AZAM KAY SAR PER TO TOPI HI NAHEN HA.
  TO US NA KAHA BAYWAKOF YA YA TASWER GARMION KAY DINO KI HA.

• True Love is like a pillow.
  U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
  U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
  U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
  Want True Love?
  Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

• Just found a new way to combat global warming.
  Blow all those candles off your birthday cake now!

• When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

• DR KI SHAHDI EK NURSE SE HOGAI ,DOST NE PUCHA SUNA KAISI GUZAR RAHI HE LIFE. DR KYA SUNAOUN JAB TAQ SISTER NA KHOUN SUNTI HI NAHI


• If I was an artist,
  you would be my picture!
  If I was a poet,
  you would be my inspiration!
  If I was an author you would be my story!
  But I’m only a cartoonist!

• Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

• Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
  Both don’t exist.

• Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…

• In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
  Saint: I don’t have.
  TT: Where do you want to go?
  Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
  TT: Come, lets go!
  Saint: Where?
  TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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• Height Of Attitude
  Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
  Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
  Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->

• Hi,
  Doing nothing?
  Then make a place,
  4 Me in ur heart!!
  I may come there any time!
  Ur’s faithfully,
  “Heart Attack”

• Kabhi kushi kabhi gam (Mere sms na hoga kam) Kabhi alvida na kahna (Sms kar…

• Why do U think I SMS u ?
  Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
  Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…

• pathan, jungle se guzer raha tha k 1 churaail ne kaha main tumhy nahi jany don gi pathan hath mila teri bahan mery ghar hy

• Interviewer:what is skeleton?
  Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
  who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

• A Pathan was asked in jail.
  What did you do?
  Pathan: I robbed a bank
  and deposited all the money in the same bank.

• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

• Independence a Precious gift of God.
  May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
  A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

• Everyone, except me, wants to become amillionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

• My golden words for your birthday…”Smile while you still have teeth!”


• Wht Hurts more dan losing a luvd one…??……
  Solving the final accounts and finding dat ur balance sheet doesnt tally…!


• Arjun:I can aim & shoot the eye of a fish:
  .
  Rajni:
  .
  I can break that fish’s eye’s cell’s mitochondria’s protein’s terminal amino acids’ peptide bond…
  MIND IT!


• True… marriages are made in heaven,
  After all haven’t we experienced with every bit of it..
  Including the thunder and lightning!


• If Money Ever Grew On Trees. . .
  Girl’s Wouldn’t Mind Dating with Monkey sues…


• Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish ?A: Swimming trunks!


• The two most difficult things to achieve are:
  1. To plant someone’s money in your pocket!
  2. To plant your idea in someone’s head!!
  The one who succeeds in both is….
  .
  .
  .
  A Wife!!
  And the one who fails in both is a Husband!


• i never make d same mistake twice.
  3 times, mayb 4, but never twice.


• A guy in plane
  stood up & shouted
  “HIJACK!”
  All passengers got scared & raised
  Hands
  .
  .
  From other end Of the plane a guy
  shouted back
  .
  .
  .
  “Hi JOHN”


• A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
  A determined guy can hide secrets than CIA.


• The only thing good that can possibly
  be said about Monday is that it is only
  four days away from Friday.


• My Mothers MENU had only two items:
  1: Eat it
  or
  2: Leave it.


• If your legs open up faster than Google’s homepage.
  You are not girlfriend material.