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Insulting SMS should not be used for unfair means and hearting others, especially in Islam it is forbidden to insult others….Even if you need then here are some insult SMS for you.


Hey hi:-)
Can We Meet?
Its been so long time we met yaar.
I know you don't worry
I'll come... Tell me where shud i come?:)
To the same ZOO or You shifted to circus?









What Are I and U...
Friend?
Lover?
Brother/Sister?
What?
.
.
.
What Your Heart Saying?
.
.
.
.
.
Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain...

I and U Are Vowels.. ! ;-) :-)









Bright Future of Engg. Studnts
E&C:Radio repair
COMP/IT:Typing master
MECH:Cycle tube puncture
ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing.
CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!









Three lights
save the Earth from dark
One "sunlight"
Two "moonlight"
Third "you"
My friend...u


100% tube light...









A Really Funny Que. 4 u:-Fill up d blanks.
1) ur nme ______
2) %in 12Th ____%
3) gender(male/ female) _______

Now read only d answers..How is it?ha ha ha









Getting a Friend is like sunrise:
It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like "You"
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!









Whenever you feel sad
Go infront of the mirror
look at Yourself 'n say
"I M S0 CUTE"
You will smile automaticlly

But dont make it a habit Because

ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI..


Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…









I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you…
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.”









Beauty Tip:

If You Want To Protect You Face,
From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply…

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.
.
.

Asian Paints
Exterior Emulsion.
7 Years Guarantee.









Dear frnd plz don't keep me in your heart
but keep me in your brain...
because rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho,
rehne me utna hi maza hai.









ABCDEFGHIJ
A=U r “Attractive.
B=U r “Brilliant.
C=U r “Cute.
D=U r “Dear to me.
E=U r “Excellent.
F=U r “Funny.
G=U r “Great.

H, I, J
Hello, I’m, Joking.









Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!









Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe,
SMS me immediately.


Today, I had a dream that you were with me.
I kissed you,
You kissed me!
I hugged you,
You hugged me.
I loved you,
You loved me.
To bad it was all just a dream









One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent









Two Facts of Life Fact
1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!









Nice people r like wind,
U nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart
But u can alwayz feel deir persence.
Dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...









Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know who you are,
And once you know who you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.









Whn somebody who is deeply
in Love with U tells that
You are cute,beautiful n angelic,
I agree.hat’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind









Sweet in your speech......



Purity in your heart .......


Peace in your eyes .......

Strength in your hands ....

But why clay in your head?









6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.









Cricket The craze of India
Cello The pen of india
Lux The soap of India
Amul The taste of India
U are the waste of india.









Diffrence between fate n stupidity:
If ur father is poor,
Then its ur fate,
If ur father-in-law is poor,
Its ur stupidity..!!









How can I spell
"DUMB" without 'U' ? Or
"DUFFER"? Or
"STUPID"? Or even
"GHONCHU"? ?
See how important are "U".









Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
Touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..









Childrn use their thumb to suck,
Illetrate use their thumb as signature,
But monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
Now dont change ur finger!









U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON









Love+ship= Titanic
Dinosaur+Forest= Jurassic Park
Arnold+Gun= Terminator
U+ur smile=
.
.
The mummy returns…









Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho?
Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.









You are Equal to Sixty James Bond,,

How?

007 * 60 = 420 :D









U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.









One MMS recieved
Name: Video Clip
Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds
Starting now…
Loading..
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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga









Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega

I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!









Scientists all over the world
R wondering how long a human
Being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age









(o o )

(o o )

( o o)

(o o )

( o o)

(o o )

( o o)

(o o )

Ullo ki tarah kya dekh rhe ho sms hi
to bheja hai









If I need brain transplantation I
Wil prefer ur brain.........
Dont think u r genious.
I just wanted a brain which is never used before.









Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide









Cow, Elephant, Donkey.
-Discussing who is greatest?
Cow.I giv 50 ltres milk a day.
Elephant.I eat 100 bundle's of sugar cane a day.
.
.
.
Helo its ur turn.:-)









Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Phir B Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho









Decent..
Obedient..
Neat..
Kind
Excellent
Young
That’s Me.!
Not You.
O.K..
Don’t feel sad..
You are also there.

Read 1st letter of each line..









If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you,
Put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.









U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….









Lohe ko Loha kat skta he,
Zahar ko Zahar kat skta he,
Tum plz apna khyal rakhna.
Tum ko kbhi bhi kutta kat sakta he..









Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”









good morning..
have u done 2 of thae most
important things when u woke up today??
1) pray ,so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long...









You are a DONKEY

D?4 decent
O?4 outclass
N?4 nice
K?4 kind
E?4 excelent
Y?4 young









Child donkey: mummy mai kis ke saath khelu,
Sabhi donkey kam me vyast hai.
Mother donkey: thodi der ruk beta
uncle abhi sms padh kar free ho jayenge.









Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’









Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.









If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..









Our College professors..

1.Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.









Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..

Bandar Kya Jaane Adarak Ka Swaad!!









Why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!!
i'm sorry.
It's ur personal matter.









Those beautiful eyes,
That incredible body,
Such a brain,
A sexy mouth,
Nice smile ....
But that is enough about me,
Tell me how you are?.









Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.









Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.

He’s in search of a dog
4 his daughter!









Cellphone using is very Dangerous
nd
It damages the Brain
.
.
.
.
But,
.
.
U R so Lucky,
.
No Brain.!
.
No Damage.!
.
No Problem.!!!









Look at d sun u can feel d power of god
Look at d moon u can feel d beauty of god
Look at d mirror u can feel d mistake of god









Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?

Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo

Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. .









Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti









Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.

Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazre mili,
Aur aapne kaha…

Khuda ke naam Pe Kuchh de de Baba !!









Those beautiful eyes,
That incredible body,
Such a brain,
A sexy mouth,
Nice smile ....
But that is enough about me,
Tell me how you are?.









Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.









Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.

He’s in search of a dog
4 his daughter!









Cellphone using is very Dangerous
nd
It damages the Brain




But,


U R so Lucky,

No Brain.!

No Damage.!

No Problem.!!!









Look at d sun u can feel d power of god
Look at d moon u can feel d beauty of god
Look at d mirror u can feel d mistake of god









Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?

Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo

Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. .









Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti









Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.

Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazre mili,
Aur aapne kaha…

Khuda ke naam Pe Kuchh de de Baba !!









Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend









no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms............
no mails...............
i m worried..........
U r in jail again??









“Happy New Year”.
I know its Too Early,
but I’ve 100s of
Handsome GUYS and
GIRLS to Wish, so,
I decided to finish off
Uncles and Aunties First.!









A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING









I'm proud that ur my frnd coz ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
In short ur 100% P.A.G.A.L.!!









However high the
sky may be.
However wide the
river may be.
However strong the
wind may be.
Just remember,

It’s None of
Your Business.!









Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

nd

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro’n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->









What is the similar between
"Baygon-spray" n "Body-spray"?
If you Use Baygon spray you will die
and If you Don't use Body spray others will









In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….









I had a dream last night
Only you and me..
We were running in a garden,
Me in the Front
and You, running
After me.. and with
the background music
of Vodafone..!









3 Gadhey Zoo
Se Farar Hogae
1st
TV Dekh Raha Hy
2nd
FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hy
3rd
Nhi TUM Nhi
Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho?
Wo Mil Nhi Rha!









Repeat these lines atleast
2 hours everyday after Namaz
Outside the mosque nd
U will b a millionare within few Months
"Allah k naam par de de baba"









Light can replace Sun,
Parents can replace God,
Daughter can replace Son
But Nothing in the World
can replace You

Coz

“LOCAL ITEM”
No Guarantee
No Replacement









I m the best
I can prove it
I can c the T in T cup
Can u c the world in world cup?
I can send my address to your mobile
Can u send ur mobile to my address









Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!









WARNING:
Cell Phone
Causes Radiation
n It Results In
Brain Damage !
But You are Safe.
It Only Affects
People With
Brains !!
How Lucky you are,No Brain No Pain:-









Chubby cheeks,
Dimple chin,
Browny lips,
Tiny eyes and
Rose tongue.
Actually i was pointing out
The similarities between u and
'Hutch dog'. Great...r u twins..









Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done………









To Prove.,”You Are Not An IDIOT”..
Take the test below :
Press Down
Press Up
Look…!! ,You cudnt even follow the Instructions. !!
U IDIOT.!
Really You Proved It.









Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)









My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected nd
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.









Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!









Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!
No we cant disturb our Boss…









Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
.
.
Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;-)









"High Class Insult"
Girl to boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy to Girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha
hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi he !! :D









I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing
A Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!.









Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass









HOSPiTAL attendance

LANGDA

Present sir,

BEHRA

Presnt sir,

ANDHA

Presnt,



MENTAL



MENTAL

MENTAL

SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi..!!









I'm at police station.
The police caught me n filed a case
against me of "Possession of Good Looks" .
I'm Doomed,Need some ugly
Monkey 2 bail me out,Where r u?









Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!





Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person











Always Consider
Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->









I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …

**I LOVE CARTOONS**









"Maths nd Women r the 2
most complicated things in d world."
.
But
.
Maths,.atleast, has Logic.









21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS.









How to keep a fool entertained
*press down*
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?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
How to keep a fool entertained
*press up*.









Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR









Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
You are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world









Which is the painful way of death?
Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!!
DOnt worry.
its simple very very simple.
'ur smile'. Good evening.









"Wat is mobile?"

.

.

.

?

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R u luking 4 answer?

Ye haath me kya lauda pakda hai?

Kaise kaise namune uparwale ne banaaye hai?









Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega


 









U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!









What is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.









Palkun pe bethaya hai tumhien..
Bohat duaon k baad paya hai tumhien..
Itnay Asani se nahi mile ho tum..
International z00 se churaya hai tumhien..

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