Politics is the art of preventing people
From sticking their noses in things
That are properly their business.
Our enemies are innovative
and resourceful and so are we.
They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country
and our people and neither do we
A good leader is a person
Who takes a little more than
His share of the blame
A little less than his share of the credit.
Under democracy one party always
devotes its chief energies to trying to
prove that the other party is unfit to rule
and both commonly succeed, and are right..!
The word 'politics' is derived from
the word 'poly', meaning 'many',
and the word 'ticks',
meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
I have no plans to shape history...
Socrates gave advice - and they poisoned him.
- George Bush
Politics, and the fate of mankind,
Are shaped by men without ideals
and without greatness.
- Albert Camus
Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Most people assume the fights
are going to be the left versus the right,
But it always is the reasonable
versus the jerks.
- Jimmy Wales
In academic life you seek to state absolute truths;
in politics you seek to accommodate truth to the facts around you.
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid,
but most stupid people are conservatives.
- John Stuard Mill
Politics is the art of the possible.
- Otto Von Bismarck
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
AMERICAN: In our country,
A man had no legs,
We put him artificial legs, now he is race champion.
RUSSIAN: In our country,
A man had no arms,
We put him artificial arms, he is now boxing champion.
INDIAN: In our country,
A man had no brain,
We put SINDHI cap on his head, now he is our president.
In politics a community of hatred
is almost always the foundation of friendships.
George Washington is the only
president who didn't blame the
previous administration for his troubles.
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
If we cannot now end our differences,
at least we can help make the world
safe for diversity.
- John F. Kennedy
The qualities that get a man into power
are not those that lead him,
Once established,To use power wisely.
- Lyman Bryson
Liberals think U can reform an ax murderer.
Dey don't want to kill anything.
Dey want 2 change d Listerine labels 2
"Rehabilitate d germs dat cause bad breath."
Politics is the gentle art of
getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other
Any woman who understands the problems
of running a home will be nearer to understanding
the problems of running a country.
I have never found, in a long experience of politics,
That criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.
- Harold Macmillan
Those who are too smart to
engage in politics are punished by
being governed by those
who are dumber. -Plato
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
What matters in Politics is what men actually do
sincerity is no excuse for acting unpolitically,
And insincerity may be channelled by politics into good results.
A patriot must always be ready to
defend his country against
There are two problems in my life.
The political ones are insoluble and
The economic ones are incomprehensible.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
Been concerned with
Right or left
Right or wrong.
The great nations have always acted like gangsters,
And the small nations like prostitutes.
- Stanley Kubrick
Politics has less to do with where
you live than where your heart is.
- Margaret Cho
Politics as a practice,
Whatever its professions,
Has always been the systematic organization of hatreds.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
But we are a little short of good men
To place our Confidence in.
This organization (India) is
created to prevent you from going to hell.
It isn't created to take you to heaven.
I’m honoured to
shake the hand of a
brave Iraqi citizen who
had his hand cut off
by Saddam Hussein
In golf, You keep your head down and follow through..
In the vice presidency,
You keep your head up and follow through.
It's a big difference.
- Dan Quayle
I have come to the conclusion that
Politics are too serious a matter
To be left to the politicians.
If a due participation of office is a matter of right,
How are vacancies to be obtained?
Those by death are few;
by resignation, none.
- Thomas Jefferson
A lot of fellows nowadays have
a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.
They don’t have a J.O.B. -Fats Domino
Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa.
It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.
- Robert Orben
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
- Martin L. Gross,
If the person you are trying to diagnose politically
is some sort of intellectual,
The chances are two to one he is a Democrat. -]
Liberalism is, I think, resurgent.
One reason is that more and more
people are so painfully aware of the alternative.
-John Kenneth Galbraith,
Politics is more dangerous than war,
For in war you are only killed once.
- Winston Churchill
The best thing about this group of candidates
is that only one of them can win. - Will Rogers
In politics you must always keep
running with the pack.
The moment that you falter and they
sense that you are injured,
The rest will turn on you like wolves
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom.
If people have to choose between freedom
and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.
Some men change their party
For the sake of their principles;
Others change their principles
For the sake of their party.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city,
It might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
A statesman is an easy man,
He tells his lies by rote;
A journalist makes up his lies
And takes U by d throat;
So stay at home n drink your beer
And let d neighbours vote.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.
The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money
- Arthur Godfrey
Politics is a field where action is one
long second best and where the choice
constantly lies between two blunders.
- John Morley
a democracy is a place where
numerous elections are held at
great cost without issues and
with interchangeable candidates.
Politics is supposed to be the second
Oldest profession. I have come to
Realize that it bears a very
Close resemblance to the first.
If a politician murders his mother,
The first response of the press or of his
opponents will likely be not that it was a
terrible thing to do,
But rather that in a statement made six
years before he had gone on record as
being opposed to matricide.
It is the duty of every citizen according
to his best capacities to give validity to
his convictions in political affairs.
- Albert Einstein
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the
political system as backing a winning candidate.
- Mark B. Cohen
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
report the facts.
Congress is so strange.
A man gets up to speak and says nothing.
Then everybody disagrees.
It's nice to have four years between elections.
It takes people that long to regain their faith.
As a politician he does everything to
keep out of trouble, often by not asking questions.
However, it does bother him that every time
the doorbell rings his maid hides in the dryer.
Politics is the art of achieving the
Maximum amount of freedom for
Individuals that is consistent with the
Maintenance of social order.
Politics gives guys so much power that
they tend to behave badly around women.
And I hope I never get into that.
- William J. Clinton
I do not feel obliged to believe
that the same God who has endowed
us with sense, reason,
And intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Any American who is prepared to run for president
should automatically, by definition,
Be disqualified from ever doing so.
- Gore Vidal
What obstructs the vision and is
called smog in our big cities is called
defining the issues in politics.
Politics is not a good location
or a vocation for anyone lazy,
Thin-skinned or lacking a sense of humour.
- John Bailey
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when
doing their jobs right.
There was a little
confusion at the meeting
in the White House
when Bush was told
that Obama was coming,
Bush said, “Oh, you mean
We Caught him.?”
I always voted at my party's call,
And I never thought of thinking
for myself at all.
- W. S. Gilbert
The only difference between the Democrats
and the Republicans is that the Democrats
allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
- Oscar Levant
P o l i t i c i a n ...
One Who Shakes ur Hand B4 Elections
Your Confidence After.
I offer my opponents a bargain:
If they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
What counts is not necessarily
the size of the dog in the fight
- it's the size of the fight in the dog.
A politician is a person who can make
waves and then make you think he's the
only one who can save the ship.
- Ivern Ball
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
The scarcer it becomes.
We'd all like to vote for the best man,
But he's never a candidate.
- Frank Mckinney "Kin" Hubbard
Ninety-eight percent of d adults in
dis country r decent, hardworking,
honest Indians.It's d other lousy 2%
dat get all d publicity.
But then, we elected them.
You know very well that whether
you are on page one or page thirty
depends on whether they fear you.
It is just as simple as that.
The heaviest penalty for deciding
to engage in politics is to be ruled
by someone inferior to yourself. - Plato
Those who make peaceful revolution
impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
- John F. Kennedy
Politics is not a bad profession.
If you succeed there are many
Rewards, if you disgrace yourself
You can always write a book.
A politican is an animal who can sit on
a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
Vote for the man who promises least;
He'll be the least disappointing.
- Bernard Baruch
An election is coming.
Universal peace is declared,
And the foxes have a sincere interest
in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
The more you read about politics,
The more you got to admit that each
party is worse than the other.
- Will Rogers
Federal politicians are still barred from
spamming an electorate in one hit.
But they can now text up to 7000 constituents,
Or almost 10 per cent of their electorate,
over three years.
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
But if you want to test a man's character,
Give him power.
I am working for the time when unqualified blacks,
Browns, and women join the unqualified men in
running our government.
- Cissy Farenthold
Leadership is the art of getting
someone else to do something
you want done because he wants
to do it.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
Few governments in the world,
Praise human rights more ardently
than does the government of france,
And few have a worse record of
supporting tyrants and killers.
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous;
you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.
Any party which takes credit for the rain
must not be surprised if its opponents
blame it for the drought.
Politics -I don't know why,
bt dey seem 2 have a tendency
2 separate us, 2 keep us from 1 another
While nature is always n evr making
efforts 2 bring us together.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate
in politics is that you end up being governed
by your inferiors. - Plato
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel nd wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily nd Asked,
Yaar ye “JAY” kon hai?
It is not in the nature of politics
that the best men should be elected.
The best men do not want to govern
their fellow men.
- George E. Macdonald
Politics is perhaps the only profession for
Which no preparation is thought necessary.
A political convention is just not a place
where you come away with any trace of
faith in human nature.
- Murray Kempton
The hardest thing about any political
campaign is how to win without proving
that you are unworthy of winning.
- Adlai E. Stevenson
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
Finding it whether it exists or not,
Diagnosing it incorrectly,
And applying the wrong remedy.
He's like a football coach who's smart
enough to win the game,
And dumb enough to think it's important.
The whole history of the world is summed up
In the fact that, when nations are strong,
They are not always just, and when they wish
To be just, they are no longer strong.
- Winston Churchill
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The world is a dangerous place to live -
not because of the people who are evil
but because of the people who don't do
anything about it.
- Albert Einstein
Politics is the gentle art
Of getting votes from the poor
And campaign funds from the rich,
By promising to protect each from the other.
There is a certain satisfaction in coming
down to the lowest ground of politics,
For then we get rid of cant and hypocrisy.
Before you can begin to think about politics at all,
you have to abandon the notion that there is a war
between good men and bad men.
- Walter Lippmann
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation,
The first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
Bush and Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
Here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
Make my whole country happy.
USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!
The more you read and observe
about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that's out always looks the best.
The reason there are so few female
politicians is that it is too much trouble
to put makeup on two faces.
A Feather in Bush’s Cap.!
“I just want you
to know that when
we talk about WAR,
we’re really talking
The Republicans have their splits
right after election and Democrats
have theirs just before an election.
- Will Rogers
If you want anything said,
Ask a man.
If you want anything done,
Ask a woman.
Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos.
The presidency is now a cross between a popularity
contest and a high school debate,
with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize.
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a
big appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who,
When they succeed at it,
Become important in the
Eyes of more trivial men.